Update

Medialoper reports that Zune is currently fourth in sales of portable music players (behind SanDisk, Creative, and titan Apple).

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  Estimates are approximately 1 million Zunes have been sold since the player was introduced in July


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  This pales in comparison to the 20 million iPods sold over this holiday season alone

So, whatza Steve Ballmer to do? The site hints that changing the name of the device, loosen the restrictions on its wireless file sharing, and alter the promotion of its "squirting" feature.

Maybe. I suppose we could call it Zit, let everyone share as much and for as long as they want, and call it leaking instead. Yeah, that could work.

Anyone have Steve's address where I can send a statement for my consulting fee?